Polonius

To thine own self be true

World’s worst crop circle

Posted by Polonius on 10 November, 2007

I live in an obscure little village between Glasgow and Paisley called Ralston. It’s a village in the southern English sense, where they pretend that some arbitrarily-delineated group of roads has its own identity, distinct from the next few roads in the seemingly endless continuum of homogeneous conurbation. North of Ralston is Barshaw municipal golf course, a quite decent course available to the public.

North of Barshaw is a strange little oasis of farmland, complete with its own crop circle. Unfortunately, it’s been made by drunks, and it’s not very circular.

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3 Responses to “World’s worst crop circle”

  1. It’s a message in the hhhGqhaar2qqite script. It says “Where the fuck’s Ralston?”

  2. Polonius said

    Like the Wikipedia article says. And what the hell’s the hhhGqhaar2qqite script? Something you contracted in Gothenburg?

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